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Oh Fitz I love you so much... you are so flawed

I adore books with super short chapters, makes me feel like im accomplishing something

Am I supposed to like Louisa and not find her to be the most irritating annoying character of all time

Too much farting talk

The thing about fredrik backman books is that sure they can be heartwarming and maybe move you to tears, but also the thing about his books is that this isn't how real people act. This isn't how humans talk or behave and thats true for like all of the characters in all of his books

No bi/pansexual would laugh it off if their gay/lesbian friend called them a "screaming heterosexual" when said friend has been biphobic in the past

Oh this woman is insufferable

HOW are these people still alive

Maybe this is just me but I really do believe that if every book you're picking up is a slog the solution is to read a memoir because they go down so easy

I think if you asked me why I like this book so much I wouldn't know what to tell you but I do, it just goes down so easy

Who did this to you...take off your shirt....cleaning the cuts.....the homoeroticism of it all......

Fool ♡♡♡♡♡

I can already tell this is going to be aggressively heterosexual

I have no idea who this man is but it's crazy no woman has killed him

What the fuck....

Oh how I love a good character first, plot second book <333333333

If anyone's noticed how much I've been reading this week, mind your business, my laptop broke and I have nothing better to do until it gets fixed

This book just reinforces the fact that im not pro choice, im pro abortion, because sometimes the choice to see the pregnancy through is a really stupid choice

I AM NOTHING BUT THE DAGGER IN MY HUSBANDS HAND?????? WHO THE FUCK IS THIS LADY MACBETH BEDAUSE IT SURE ISNT SHAKESPEARES

Macbeth being the one to tell lady Macbeth to kill Duncan is....certainly a choice to make in a macbeth adaptation that focuses on lady macbeth.....that's......certainly a choice.....

Extreme eliza clark vibes

Kinda concerned about the fact that ive seen multiple reviews say it dropped off about halfway through and i am almost nearly halfway through and obsessed with this. If I lose interest I will be crushed

Peter might just be gansey from the Raven cycle

YOUVE KNOWN THIS GIRL FOR A WEEK

Does the novel Dracula not exist in this universe

I think this social worker should die actually

If it isn't revealed what it is he did I'm going to give this 1 star out of spite

This is making me insane

Im never going to be this happy again

The parallels between this book and the movie about immortals that I've been hyperfixating on since January....and the second movie comes out in a couple weeks.....exquisite timing