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“Gelon heads straight for Homer’s chair … It’s stuck in the corner, a bronze inscription above that reads, ‘Homer’s chair’. Is it Homer’s chair? Well, there are many Homer’s chairs scattered across Syracuse, and can they all be Homer’s chair? Why not? The arse is capricious and does not wed for life, and so perhaps, yeah, it is Homer’s chair.”

“He had never got in the habit of introspection, and he found the task of searching his motives a difficult and slightly distasteful one; he felt he had little to offer to himself and that there was little within him which he could find.”

Annnnd I think I'm done with this. Somebody recommend a light romantic chick-lit read, stat.

... what did I just read!?