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What in the Sweet Home Alabama is this?

So, basically, what you are saying is Jesus is a gay communist

Not him comparing a pussy to a swine's hoof 😭 In a book about Jesus, of all places

Maybe this one will be up my alley, because I need a miracle, baby

"Fitz illegally gets his hands on video games all the time without buying them..." And that's something exceptional? Damn!

THREE HOURS of sex??? With that much action, how is his dick not falling off yet?

Not him fingering her on the sofa while his friend is sleeping next to them in an armchair 😭😭😭 and then he wakes up 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Могу спасти тебя, – объявила она, и ее приязнь захлестнула Седрика.

Но почему? – изумился про себя он.

Почему она беспокоится о его судьбе?

Не так одиноко. Объясняешь мир. Разговариваешь со мной.

He is turned on by the mere sound of her name. Needs to make this medical appointment asap

"On the day itself, Aidan goes early to check on things after Mam had a dream where the food didn't arrive..."

That's me waking up in the middle of the night and checking some random massage I've sent for any typos because of a nasty dream.

“I remembered, suddenly, that afternoon in 2013 when I thought I had lost a tampon while wearing it and Joe had had to spread me open on our bed and shine his iPhone torch inside me.”

"I had never known a feeling as unbearable – as sour, wrenching and unshakeably sad – as pity for a parent."

"These conversations also revolved a lot around the mention of days [...] which didn’t carry much topical relevance anyway as the day he was referring to or I was asking about was only addressed a full week later."

Save me latino Люцифер из Секрета Небес latino Люцифер из Секрета Небес save me

"My girl wanted me to send her a boudoir shot of me on a red velvet chaise lounge..." she WHAT?

His crazy fixation on Hannah was gradually replaced with a crazy fixation on Grace. This man is a Medieval poet in his heart, he has to have his mind on a beautiful, but unreachable woman to carry on with his life.

He ate her out, awkwardly bade farewell, and then gave her a kiss on her forehead? Bruh 💀

Logan’s main trait is still being madly in love with Garrett’s girlfriend

This better be devastating!

my 'read' shelf: 777
me: азино три топора

Oh shit we jump right at it. Am I supposed to remember some backstory from the previous books? I have no idea who this duke is, sorry to this man

Oh my god, so many things happened at once, I’m speechless

"I don't mind tests. In fact, sometimes I take them for fun, if it's something interesting like an IQ test or a personality quiz. But that's a nerdy thing to say, so I keep it to myself."

She is not like other girls, she is different 🫦

«Список из мусорного ведра» — это типа bucket list?..

I'm unsure... So many strange Irish names I am clueless how to read and do not really care enough to get out of my way to get them right, hence not understanding who is who all the time... But the cover is so pretty.

Eros: *finds god*
Aphrodite: Welcome to Bible Study. We're all children of Jesus… Kumbaya my looordd!!!

"He makes a mental note to check the meaning of softboi on Urban Dictionary later." Oh dear, oh dear. Gorgeous 🤧

I was looking for copper, and I found gold: the hero is a chef with very prominent Carmy Berzatto vibes 🙏

"Спасибо, что прервал нашу беседу, Петросян," – прочитала я и подумала: "Мама дорогая, это же ЛА в Ю-Эс-Эй, какой ещё Петросян?! За что боролись, на то и напоролись, получается: вот тебе и адаптированный перевод". А потом оказалось, что героя реально зовут Карен Петросян!!!

Фух, слава богу, наконец-то узнала из сноски, кто такой Дональд Трамп! 🙏 А то постоянно это имя слышу, никак не могла понять, кто это вообще