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"My girl wanted me to send her a boudoir shot of me on a red velvet chaise lounge..." she WHAT?

His crazy fixation on Hannah was gradually replaced with a crazy fixation on Grace. This man is a Medieval poet in his heart, he has to have his mind on a beautiful, but unreachable woman to carry on with his life.

He ate her out, awkwardly bade farewell, and then gave her a kiss on her forehead? Bruh 💀

Logan’s main trait is still being madly in love with Garrett’s girlfriend

This better be devastating!

my 'read' shelf: 777
me: азино три топора

Oh shit we jump right at it. Am I supposed to remember some backstory from the previous books? I have no idea who this duke is, sorry to this man

Oh my god, so many things happened at once, I’m speechless

"I don't mind tests. In fact, sometimes I take them for fun, if it's something interesting like an IQ test or a personality quiz. But that's a nerdy thing to say, so I keep it to myself."

She is not like other girls, she is different 🫦

«Список из мусорного ведра» — это типа bucket list?..

I'm unsure... So many strange Irish names I am clueless how to read and do not really care enough to get out of my way to get them right, hence not understanding who is who all the time... But the cover is so pretty.

Eros: *finds god*
Aphrodite: Welcome to Bible Study. We're all children of Jesus… Kumbaya my looordd!!!

"He makes a mental note to check the meaning of softboi on Urban Dictionary later." Oh dear, oh dear. Gorgeous 🤧

I was looking for copper, and I found gold: the hero is a chef with very prominent Carmy Berzatto vibes 🙏

"Спасибо, что прервал нашу беседу, Петросян," – прочитала я и подумала: "Мама дорогая, это же ЛА в Ю-Эс-Эй, какой ещё Петросян?! За что боролись, на то и напоролись, получается: вот тебе и адаптированный перевод". А потом оказалось, что героя реально зовут Карен Петросян!!!

Фух, слава богу, наконец-то узнала из сноски, кто такой Дональд Трамп! 🙏 А то постоянно это имя слышу, никак не могла понять, кто это вообще

А вот вы когда-нибудь слышали про Гарри Стайлза??? Только что прочитала про него в сноске, кажется, это какой-то прикольный певец и актёр!!!

"Чикагская бутербродная"?..

The infirmatrix to the sad nuns: I prescribe you orgasms. Lie down 👅

Not the ghost sex!!!!! MacGruber having sex in the graveyard with a ghost bride while the janitor is watching the dude fucking the air-ass situation 😭

“I knew you were mine.” Every time he says shit like that, a small part of me dies, but Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, I physically cannot stop reading.

This book is so goofy, but darn it, I'm eating this up!

А вы знали, что такое «плошка»? Благодаря своевременной сноске, я узнала, что это «плоский круглый сосуд из глины, расширяющийся кверху». Делюсь с вами!

I'm supposed to feel happy for this bitch? I don't!!

'I need a reason to call him. There's no such thing as "chat" between us, no such thing as "checking in." Certainly not "missing you" or "wanting to hear your voice." Those are ridiculous Western concepts.'

Go, Russians, go!!! 📣🏃🏆

So, characters do speak and have dialogues, but there is no direct speech per se, not a single quotation mark in the text. Is that what writers think postmodernism is?

“You can still hear the hint of a Russian accent in her voice, and the full measure of Russian stoicism where you could win the goddamn Olympics and they’d give you a nod and a ‘Could be better,’ as their compliment.”

Oh my god, that’s SO accurate

THREE times in on night?? 😧

Nothing beats an intercourse in a tent set up not far from the abandoned cult camp where almost all the members burnt alive

‘Gus had turned me down.’ - GIRL, you’ve just had sex this morning, and now he simply does not want to fuck you in a bathroom in his aunt’s house, which is full of guests and relatives because of the 4th of July, PLEASE chill!! 🙏