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Not the ghost sex!!!!! MacGruber having sex in the graveyard with a ghost bride while the janitor is watching the dude fucking the air-ass situation 😭
— Sep 11, 2025 11:17AM
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“I knew you were mine.” Every time he says shit like that, a small part of me dies, but Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, I physically cannot stop reading.
— Sep 11, 2025 08:30AM
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Sep 11, 2025 11:21AM
Does he even feel anything?.. I mean, I’m not sure ghostussy is tight in air-ass situations…
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Nott wrote: "Does he even feel anything?.. I mean, I’m not sure ghostussy is tight in air-ass situations…"LMAO Apparently, he did not feel too much, since HE is the ghost here, and she is real. But the girl was like, oh my god, when his ghost form slides through me, I feel sparks and fireworks. And this really took the magic dick trope onto the next level, because not even the GHOST dick, but the ghost FINGERS healed her, since she managed to reach an orgasm for the first time in her entire life, bless this lass (the ghost is Scottish 😭)
Vassa wrote: "Nott wrote: "Does he even feel anything?.. I mean, I’m not sure ghostussy is tight in air-ass situations…"LMAO Apparently, he did not feel too much, since HE is the ghost here, and she is real. B..."
Having reread this comment, I was like, that's only the peak of the iceberg, what the fuck am I reading, but I cannot tear myself away from this book, I NEED to know what happens next!!
Vassa wrote: "Nott wrote: "Does he even feel anything?.. I mean, I’m not sure ghostussy is tight in air-ass situations…"LMAO Apparently, he did not feel too much, since HE is the ghost here, and she is real. B..."
oh god what in the Scary Movie 2 ass shit is that 🤣🤣🤣
Nott wrote: "Vassa wrote: "Nott wrote: "Does he even feel anything?.. I mean, I’m not sure ghostussy is tight in air-ass situations…"LMAO Apparently, he did not feel too much, since HE is the ghost here, and ..."
oh god IT IS the Scary Movie, but like, minus scary, plus true crime, since the girl is a forensics expert or something, and she helps this ghost pirate from the 1700s investigate the murders he had been accused of and hanged for, when he actually did not kill anyone. So rn she has to go back in time (that's the whole other storyline why she can possibly do that) to help identify the killer and possibly save the victims. That's absolutely batshit crazy 🤣🤣🤣
Vassa wrote: "Nott wrote: "Vassa wrote: "Nott wrote: "Does he even feel anything?.. I mean, I’m not sure ghostussy is tight in air-ass situations…"LMAO Apparently, he did not feel too much, since HE is the gho..."
that is an insane plot... Okay, I'm waiting for your final review now 😁
Nott wrote: "Vassa wrote: "Nott wrote: "Vassa wrote: "Nott wrote: "Does he even feel anything?.. I mean, I’m not sure ghostussy is tight in air-ass situations…"LMAO Apparently, he did not feel too much, since..."
I'm afraid it won't convey all the intricacies of the book. I'm so close to dnf'ing, tbh, but I'm at 62% now, so Ig I'm gonna push through for the sake of them actually having sex for the first time. I cannot believe I'm writing that, but right now, it's Tenet-ass situation with her going back in time already knowing him (and having experienced her very first orgasm with his ghost form), and him seeing her for the second time, ten minutes all in all, and immediately telling her she'll be his wife, no questions asked 🤡 because guess what??? there's this whole soulmates subplot here, where they are called Partners and work for this one specific family that our heroine is part of, but still, I see ya!!
Vassa wrote: "Nott wrote: "Vassa wrote: "Nott wrote: "Vassa wrote: "Nott wrote: "Does he even feel anything?.. I mean, I’m not sure ghostussy is tight in air-ass situations…"LMAO Apparently, he did not feel to..."
damn girl
you are stronger then me, I would've dnfed sooo hard after all of this LOL I wish you luck on that journey!
Nott wrote: "Vassa wrote: "Nott wrote: "Vassa wrote: "Nott wrote: "Vassa wrote: "Nott wrote: "Does he even feel anything?.. I mean, I’m not sure ghostussy is tight in air-ass situations…"LMAO Apparently, he d..."
Thanks! Alas, it was a typical thirst trap: the book introduced me to a red-headed blue-eyed pirate, and I was too weak to resist. And now, it's so messy I cannot look away. I've read the first sex scene btw, and to me, it was awful, but the girl came three times, so I'm happy for her, whatever gets her off.

