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I wanted to say that thinking about the past is called depression, thinking about the future is called anxiety.

Думаю, после куннилингуса можно и на «ты» перейти.

Not the breastfeeding kink............................

"Privetek, brat," he says.

bruh you're mafia 😭😭😭

“Shit,” I say.

“What?” Charlie says.

“You’re right.”

“My condolences,” he says. “This has clearly been very hard on you.”

“It’s objective. I’m not complimenting you.”

“In that case, I’ll abstain from being flattered.”

Plus-size дива влюблена в бабника с именем «граф Дракон» в ролёвке??? Speechless.

Как вам типичное Slavic имя Rurik Oblast? 🇷🇺🪆☦️

Угадайте, кто умер 🫩

Not a dog licking at her pussy

“So he had subconsciously invented a reason for his father to die, because when you’re a child everything either happens to you or because of you. Never just because.”

"The language of sex had yet to be invented."

Not the author saying that Nikolai Gumilev is some obscure, talentless writer, completely forgotten now unlike his wife Anna Akhmatova…

“She said to have a nice day. What a strange thing to say. What did she think I was going to do?”

If anyone were to tell me, "Thank you," right in the middle of an intercourse, I would have lost it, and everything would be over.

It was my first time seeing white people dance outside of television and for what it's worth I thought it was very brave.

We are so back!!!

"Something tells me that if I seriously pursued you, I'd be a trope in your life. And fuck if I'm going to be a trope in someone else's story."

GIRL, you just got diagnosed by a man!!!!!!! Step up your game!!!

"You don't know how civilian women give blow jobs, but you know how porn actresses give blow jobs, and that's the choreography straight men would have in their minds."

"Her breasts shook with the force of her heartbeat."

Feels like home…

I feel like it's a mistake... But I am making it willingly.

What in the Sweet Home Alabama is this?

So, basically, what you are saying is Jesus is a gay communist

Not him comparing a pussy to a swine's hoof 😭 In a book about Jesus, of all places

Maybe this one will be up my alley, because I need a miracle, baby

"Fitz illegally gets his hands on video games all the time without buying them..." And that's something exceptional? Damn!

THREE HOURS of sex??? With that much action, how is his dick not falling off yet?

Not him fingering her on the sofa while his friend is sleeping next to them in an armchair 😭😭😭 and then he wakes up 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Могу спасти тебя, – объявила она, и ее приязнь захлестнула Седрика.

Но почему? – изумился про себя он.

Почему она беспокоится о его судьбе?

Не так одиноко. Объясняешь мир. Разговариваешь со мной.

He is turned on by the mere sound of her name. Needs to make this medical appointment asap