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“I made sure to check my reflection before I got in the car. I look like the red M&M.”

Ёлы-палы... Чо происходит?

"– Вилер на самом деле получил маленькую роль. Он играет в одном второсортном фильме нациста, эсэсовца.

– Неужели? Но ведь он еврей.

– Ничего не значит. Пути Голливуда неисповедимы. Да и там, видимо, считают, что эсэсовцы и евреи — на одно лицо. Вот уже четвертый раз, как роль эсэсовца исполняет еврей".

"It's god to have you back, gertsoginya."

I love it when English romance authors do a Slavic setting. It just keeps on giving.

Многое я повидала в сносках, в этой зоне беззакония, но чтобы в 2026 году от Рождества Христова в российской книжке встретить там эмоциональный комментарий редактора на английском без перевода? Признаю, такое впервые!

«Вторая мировая война и её афтершоки…» ну и ну!

Not them fucking in that seawater pool... All that salt, ew. And people have classes there the next day, guys! Don't think they are changing the water any time soon.

I wanted to say that thinking about the past is called depression, thinking about the future is called anxiety.

Думаю, после куннилингуса можно и на «ты» перейти.

Not the breastfeeding kink............................

"Privetek, brat," he says.

bruh you're mafia 😭😭😭

“Shit,” I say.

“What?” Charlie says.

“You’re right.”

“My condolences,” he says. “This has clearly been very hard on you.”

“It’s objective. I’m not complimenting you.”

“In that case, I’ll abstain from being flattered.”

Plus-size дива влюблена в бабника с именем «граф Дракон» в ролёвке??? Speechless.

Как вам типичное Slavic имя Rurik Oblast? 🇷🇺🪆☦️

Угадайте, кто умер 🫩

Not a dog licking at her pussy

“So he had subconsciously invented a reason for his father to die, because when you’re a child everything either happens to you or because of you. Never just because.”

"The language of sex had yet to be invented."

Not the author saying that Nikolai Gumilev is some obscure, talentless writer, completely forgotten now unlike his wife Anna Akhmatova…

“She said to have a nice day. What a strange thing to say. What did she think I was going to do?”

If anyone were to tell me, "Thank you," right in the middle of an intercourse, I would have lost it, and everything would be over.

It was my first time seeing white people dance outside of television and for what it's worth I thought it was very brave.

We are so back!!!

"Something tells me that if I seriously pursued you, I'd be a trope in your life. And fuck if I'm going to be a trope in someone else's story."

GIRL, you just got diagnosed by a man!!!!!!! Step up your game!!!

"You don't know how civilian women give blow jobs, but you know how porn actresses give blow jobs, and that's the choreography straight men would have in their minds."

"Her breasts shook with the force of her heartbeat."

Feels like home…

I feel like it's a mistake... But I am making it willingly.

What in the Sweet Home Alabama is this?

So, basically, what you are saying is Jesus is a gay communist