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“So he had subconsciously invented a reason for his father to die, because when you’re a child everything either happens to you or because of you. Never just because.”

"The language of sex had yet to be invented."

Not the author saying that Nikolai Gumilev is some obscure, talentless writer, completely forgotten now unlike his wife Anna Akhmatova…

“She said to have a nice day. What a strange thing to say. What did she think I was going to do?”

If anyone were to tell me, "Thank you," right in the middle of an intercourse, I would have lost it, and everything would be over.

It was my first time seeing white people dance outside of television and for what it's worth I thought it was very brave.

We are so back!!!

"Something tells me that if I seriously pursued you, I'd be a trope in your life. And fuck if I'm going to be a trope in someone else's story."

GIRL, you just got diagnosed by a man!!!!!!! Step up your game!!!

"You don't know how civilian women give blow jobs, but you know how porn actresses give blow jobs, and that's the choreography straight men would have in their minds."

"Her breasts shook with the force of her heartbeat."

Feels like home…

I feel like it's a mistake... But I am making it willingly.

What in the Sweet Home Alabama is this?

So, basically, what you are saying is Jesus is a gay communist

Not him comparing a pussy to a swine's hoof 😭 In a book about Jesus, of all places

Maybe this one will be up my alley, because I need a miracle, baby

"Fitz illegally gets his hands on video games all the time without buying them..." And that's something exceptional? Damn!

THREE HOURS of sex??? With that much action, how is his dick not falling off yet?

Not him fingering her on the sofa while his friend is sleeping next to them in an armchair 😭😭😭 and then he wakes up 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Могу спасти тебя, – объявила она, и ее приязнь захлестнула Седрика.

Но почему? – изумился про себя он.

Почему она беспокоится о его судьбе?

Не так одиноко. Объясняешь мир. Разговариваешь со мной.

He is turned on by the mere sound of her name. Needs to make this medical appointment asap

"On the day itself, Aidan goes early to check on things after Mam had a dream where the food didn't arrive..."

That's me waking up in the middle of the night and checking some random massage I've sent for any typos because of a nasty dream.

“I remembered, suddenly, that afternoon in 2013 when I thought I had lost a tampon while wearing it and Joe had had to spread me open on our bed and shine his iPhone torch inside me.”

"I had never known a feeling as unbearable – as sour, wrenching and unshakeably sad – as pity for a parent."

"These conversations also revolved a lot around the mention of days [...] which didn’t carry much topical relevance anyway as the day he was referring to or I was asking about was only addressed a full week later."

Save me latino Люцифер из Секрета Небес latino Люцифер из Секрета Небес save me

"My girl wanted me to send her a boudoir shot of me on a red velvet chaise lounge..." she WHAT?

His crazy fixation on Hannah was gradually replaced with a crazy fixation on Grace. This man is a Medieval poet in his heart, he has to have his mind on a beautiful, but unreachable woman to carry on with his life.

He ate her out, awkwardly bade farewell, and then gave her a kiss on her forehead? Bruh 💀

Logan’s main trait is still being madly in love with Garrett’s girlfriend

This better be devastating!