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"You don't know how civilian women give blow jobs, but you know how porn actresses give blow jobs, and that's the choreography straight men would have in their minds."
— May 07, 2026 11:44AM
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It was my first time seeing white people dance outside of television and for what it's worth I thought it was very brave.
We are so back!!!
— May 15, 2026 08:58AM
We are so back!!!
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"Something tells me that if I seriously pursued you, I'd be a trope in your life. And fuck if I'm going to be a trope in someone else's story."
GIRL, you just got diagnosed by a man!!!!!!! Step up your game!!!
— May 13, 2026 11:36PM
GIRL, you just got diagnosed by a man!!!!!!! Step up your game!!!