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But I won't take you until I know you love yourself as much as I do 🥹🥹

Maybe you' ve been fisted before, but you've never been wristed.

Omg 😂😂

He was like: okay we can listen you sexy smut audiobook 😭 🧎‍♀️

But If life has taught me anything, it's that no matter how good your prescription is, you can't see into the heart and soul of a person.

Well said Avery 🤘

What can J say - Hard is my favorite look on man.

👏🏻👏🏻

... I know. It's okay. You don't have to say it. I just ... I want you to know that I'm here. And I see you, sweetheart. Every fucking part of you, beautiful. ... 🥹🥹🥹

She came and caused an earthquake 😂

When she said: Crawl to me.

They're so cute 🥺

He made hot dog from 🍆.
🤷‍♀️😂😂😂

She makes me feel like a fucking god when, to everyone else, I’m the villain. 🥹

She stabes him in tight and he's like okay you can stab me in my neck I dunno want to live without you.

Okay sir. 🖐️

[ I'm not a religious man, but goddamn if she didn't make me want to drop to my knees in worship. ]

Okay okay sir 😂💁‍♀️

🍑 is black star
😺 is love tunnel

What in the name of Jesus 🤦‍♀️😂

Who in the name of Jesus calls 🍑 black star 😂😂😂

If I pet you, would you purr for me?
😂😂😂

I came for the 🌶️💦 ... but now, I can't stop crying 🥹

The real true crime is, that you aren't sitting on my face right now.

This is gold. 😂😂🤌🫡

“ ... Then, if I’m feeling particularly generous, I’ll give you both my cocks, one at a time.”

Okay boy. 🥲💁‍♀️