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Poor Trashcan Man. I think things are gonna go badly for him.

I was always very partial to Bedeckt but Wichtig may have just clawed his way into becoming my favorite character. He hasn't got his buddies to keep him in check anymore and he is really blooming.

Finally got my hands on this! Stoked to be reading about this world again.

Wow. I think this may be my favorite yet. It's so dark, and so good. The ending was incredible. Really cool to see another, separate aspect/religion of the Manifest Delusions world and how it functions and affects the people around it.

DNF this one for now. It's not that I don't like it. I really like reading about Arthurian knights beating the dogsnot out of neo-Nazis. But the climate stuff is heavier than I can handle right now, and I've fallen behind on this enough that I've lost the pace.

Will definitely be trying it again at a later date.

I'm going to have to add "what a load of sharks" to my common phrases.

Oh. Satanophobia. Huh.

Sometimes you read something and you think, this was me as a kid, and somehow I'd forgotten.

The prose in this is almost musical. I kinda love it.

I need time to process my thoughts. This is probably going to be one of my favorite books ever, and I want to do it justice.

"Be strong, trust in the Lord, and stay hydrated" is now my new favorite motto.

OMG WTF HOLY CRAP AAAAAAACKKK.

WOW. That little wound is going to be living rent free in my head for a while. EEP.

Dave the insurance salesman is amazing. Finger guns and all.

Is this the horror book I'm going to be obsessed over this year? Very likely yes. WHALES.

Oh yes hooray I love throwback CRT TV/VHS type stuff.

I love the relationship between Martin and his mother. Also, go Mom, for telling that snotty kid off! Horror movies are art!

OH GOSH there are needles sticking in arms.... X_X

It's riveting so far. I'm gonna get through it.

This book is really good so far, but my goodness is it stressful. I'm glad that I'm FINALLY getting around to it.

Whelp. This is probably another of my greatest fears. I feel ill.

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Something is amiss here. Probably several somethings.

Ohhh, why is it always teeth? 😬

OMG, all this mommy and pregnancy and baby and egg talk gives me the heebs. I'm with you, Maeve. Being the spinster aunt suits me just fine.

Kinda loving this so far. For my horror peeps, this is definitely not horror (FYI).

So far I am liking it but I want mooooooreee scary.

YAY MUSHROOMS.

This romance between Irma Prunesquallor and Headmaster Belgrove might just be the funniest thing I have ever heard.

God's Garden is full of weeds.

HOLY CRAP that escalated quickly.

Holy crap, this girl is cray-cray. I'm kinda loving it though.