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Ethical dilemna avoided due to Bob having watched a PBS documentary about slavery and now he is all about self-autonomy 😂

Bob brief goomba phase followed by actually growing legs 😂 also this is about to get unethical as hell i just know

The blob has a face!! Also Vi, girl, ur lowkey toxic 😅😂

She named the blob...Bob 😂😭

Blob acquired

yes this is the book i chose to read for the aapi history month achievement. i love weird girl literature XD

Enjoying reading some 'healing fiction' vs. Realising this means something within you needs healing...

Manual labour has me going to bed at 10pm smh i gotta start reading in the morning so i can actually make some damn progress 😭

third consecutive wlw of the month let's go chinese lesbians

There is smth about the way romance is written in literary fiction that is just *chef's kiss*

Also rip Louis, out of 3 siblings the burden of heterosexuality falls to you and you alone, soldier 🫡

The way "I'm nothing like my brother." hits so hard because of the double meaning 😭🙏

I'm only 20 pages in and you're telling me that Orbital won the Booker Prize over THIS??? Disgraceful

Anyways. Sometimes a family is a womanizer elder brother, an emotionally-repressed middle sister, and a gay younger brother with a stable life and relationship 😂 and there's ALREADY tension btwn Eva and Isa??

Me when i have to wrap my head around multiple theories of quantum physics

Part 1 done and i can sense this is about to get a lot more complex lol

This book is ass.
If this is "the great american novel" i'd really hate to find out what they consider to be bad literature 😭

50 pages in and the plot is only just starting to gain form i hate it here

damn chapter 1 and we already got great replacement theory they weren't kidding about the racism

Shiro is such a dickhead i love him 😂

I am LOVING this already. In fairness, fox spirits are my personal fixation so this book was practically made for me 🙏

The horrific realisation that this might actually be a 5 star book 😂 it's certainly a 5 star experience fucking hell

Shot: "If we sleep together, is that incest?"

Chaser: "What the fuck, man, did you just kiss your cousin?"

Final blow: "It's more like masturbation"

THIS BOOK HAS ME FUCKING WHEEZING

Surprise! It's another catherine + maria buddy read. Y'all thought i was gonna read wuthering heights but NO. selfcest scifi romance book attack 🤺 also tell me why it's genuinely got me HOOKED

I may be developing a slight obsession with ilya icl. There's smth special about bisexual bastards with father issues

The writing in this book is 3 stars but the way shane and ilya talk to each other is fucking hilarious 😂

Ilya is a bastard yearner meanwhile Shane is simultaneously deeply in denial and extremely lost in the source 😂

ok past the 50% mark it becomes extremely obvious that a) this book did not have an editor / wasn't proofread, and b) it feels like a 1st draft and the structure is everywhere. things that have come up multiple times before are suddenly being brought up as if it's the first time mentioning them. also if there weren't already enough tropes there sure are now :/

i think they should fuck so they can get all of this lust out of the way and maybe then they will have a small chance of developing a compelling romance. they fell in lust at first sight and all they can ever think about is how horny they are for each other. i beg just fuck and get it over with so i don't have to put up with this anymore