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maria ☆ is 80% done

GIRL YOU ARE SUCH A DAMN MESS 💀 I feel so bad for Elliott, man. And also pls stop trying to keep the blob prisoner 😭

— 7 hours, 37 min ago

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maria ☆’s Previous Updates

maria ☆ is 69% done

Ethical dilemna avoided due to Bob having watched a PBS documentary about slavery and now he is all about self-autonomy 😂

— May 11, 2026 02:05PM

maria ☆ is 59% done

Bob brief goomba phase followed by actually growing legs 😂 also this is about to get unethical as hell i just know

— May 10, 2026 03:55AM

maria ☆ is 43% done

The blob has a face!! Also Vi, girl, ur lowkey toxic 😅😂

— May 07, 2026 01:40PM

maria ☆ is 26% done

She named the blob...Bob 😂😭

— May 06, 2026 01:24PM

maria ☆ is 16% done

Blob acquired

— May 05, 2026 03:46PM

maria ☆ is on page 23 of 247

yes this is the book i chose to read for the aapi history month achievement. i love weird girl literature XD

— May 03, 2026 03:21AM

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