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Ok the thing about watching vids of justin trudeau speak french...very true 😂 it's objectively funny and even worse if you can also speak french. If you haven't already seen it pls go watch.

Anyways i am getting into this now. Doubts assuaged. Calling henry the heir to the throne is slightly wrong i feel coz he isn't unless his brother dies lol. Alex i fear you have repressed homosexual sentiments.

Reading this while british sure is an experience. 1st chapter and we've got "prince philip's wedding" jumpscare 😭
Also icl i am not too compelled by the concept of this book but catherine lent it to me and everyone seems to like it so despite my misgivings about the royal family and potus, as well as alex's sister sharing my mum's name, i shall persevere 😃

"I could make a joke about riding a horse right now"

ANNA SPARROWS HAUNTING HER OWN DAMN NARRATIVE 😭

"So I guess I bring a more human sort of mentality to sex."

😂😭 SO MANY QUOTES READ LIKE MEMES I'M

lmao pregnancy revealed. once again reaffirming there ain't no man like beck. next chapter micah gets to find out that he's gonna be a dad lmao but i gotta go to bed

"I was a dragon. Micah was a horse. How could we possibly be compatible?"
Make this the tagline for the book i beg, i'm pissing myself laughing already this is the most unserious book BY FAR.

also i can't take horses seriously at all lol, check out OSP's series on Journey to the West and you'll see why 😂

Chapter 61 main story end

well! kang jian rlly is a scum man lol, i feel bad for lin chenyuan for having to deal with him. bai lang's roundhouse kick was iconic tho XDD

Chapter 50

chapter 49 threw me for a loop wtf do you mean 3 year time skip?? brother...

Chapter 45

damn rip qu quan. he got what he deserved ig. also bai lang's family lol. qiu xiaohai and rong zan are such little cuties tho <3

Chapter 35

Qu Quan rapidly becoming the main villain and icl even tho i don't like that he's trying to split up the main pair i am still rooting for him to be able to leave Hong Yu lmao

Chapter 25

Qiu Xiaohai 🥺💕 smol babby
also Qu Quan is shaping up to be a kinda interesting character plotwise 🤔

Chapter 11

lowkey love when a transmigration/reincarnation plot has the surrounding characters notice that the mc has suddenly changed their behaviour and get suspicious of them lol

also did not expect the ml to be so fiercely yakuza-coded lmao he's kinda funny

Lmao henry writing his diary in latin is just about as on-brand as expected 😂 referring to bunny as 'annoying rabbit' 😂 tbh i would too

'Of course, he'd rather die than get a job.' Mood. 😔

Also the Grateful Dead mention caught me off-guard, i bought a sweater of them without knowing who they were 😂 i sleep in it

May have manifested too hard last time coz it seems to have given Henry a serious case of spill-the-beans.

Also why tf is the next chapter over 100 pages long. Donna what are you trying to do to me.

The need to know keeps me going. Wtf is going on. Donna certainly isn't telling me.

"What are your plans for the future?"
❌️ boring. plain. passé.
"What are you doing for the next forty or fifty years of your life?"
✅️ uncommon. specific. reminds man of his inescapable mortality.

Also bunny learning greek bcos he's dyslexic has some truth to it, english has a much higher rate of dyslexia because we don't have standardised spelling, fun fact 😅😂

Decided to dnf Babel bcos i haven't touched it since march lol, reading this instead. Babel can be for another time.

'Whatever we call beautiful, we quiver before it. And what could be more terrifying and beautiful, to souls like the Greeks and our own, than to lose control completely?'

MAIN STORY END

agony. anguish, even.

He suddenly said, "You should just die."
Lu Feng tightly held his fingers and asked, "Why?"
"I'll grow on your body," An Zhe said expressionlessly, "and eat all of your blood, organs, and flesh, then grow on your bones."

ROMANCE NEVER DIES 😭🙏

Omg plot twist, it's not genes that are contaminated, it's all the world's materials fusing together?? Also, the spore is gonna be "born" 😃

Finally worked up the courage to continue reading this. It truly only ever gets worse. These hoes (the human race) are gonna go extinct i'm calling it. I am not ok.

My experience reading this book is like those progressively worse mr incredible images where he eventually becomes a skull

Learning more about the history of the apocalypse is so fucking depressing. Humans are living in a post-human world and death is inevitable 🙂 I believe this book might actually make me cry at some point

An Ze 😭😭😭

A lot of dystopian literature has a hopeful angle to it, but this one sure is pessimistic 😭 4 ppl dead within the first 3 chapters

ryoko and ken-chan......i ship them