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Alice is 82% done with My Best Friend's Exorcism

— Dec 26, 2025 12:08PM Add a comment

Alice is 67% done with My Best Friend's Exorcism

😛😛😛

— Dec 26, 2025 11:12AM Add a comment

Alice is 50% done with My Best Friend's Exorcism

— Dec 26, 2025 09:56AM Add a comment

Alice is 22% done with My Best Friend's Exorcism

— Dec 26, 2025 08:23AM Add a comment

Alice is 55% done with Gorky Park

Dawg why r they having sex I DONT CAREEEE GODDDS They just said “her breasts trembled with her heartbeat” in the fucking book and called her wet instantly an unfolded secret 💀💀💀 treating nipples like a hard on

— Dec 05, 2025 11:10AM Add a comment

Alice is 50% done with Gorky Park

SNOOZE FEST 🙌🙌

— Dec 05, 2025 10:39AM Add a comment

Alice is 40% done with Gorky Park

This is so boring I got no clue what’s going on

— Dec 05, 2025 09:45AM Add a comment

Alice is starting Gorky Park

I gotta finish this whole thing today

— Dec 05, 2025 06:27AM Add a comment

Alice is 60% done with Indemnity Only (V.I. Warshawski, #1)

— Dec 04, 2025 06:39PM Add a comment

Alice is 40% done with Indemnity Only (V.I. Warshawski, #1)

— Dec 04, 2025 05:01PM Add a comment

Alice is 20% done with Indemnity Only (V.I. Warshawski, #1)

PHILLIP MARLOWE MENTION 🔥🔥🔥

— Dec 04, 2025 04:00PM Add a comment

Alice is starting Indemnity Only (V.I. Warshawski, #1)

I have to finish this by midnight and ngl it’s super boring so far

— Dec 04, 2025 03:00PM Add a comment

Alice is 88% done with Thirteen Hours (Benny Griessel, #2)

— Dec 04, 2025 10:59AM Add a comment

Alice is on page 233 of The Beekeeper's Apprentice, or On the Segregation of the Queen

Lowkey boring

— Nov 12, 2025 07:20AM Add a comment

Alice is on page 161 of The Beekeeper's Apprentice, or On the Segregation of the Queen

King of Bohemia mention 🔥🔥

— Nov 12, 2025 05:54AM Add a comment

Alice is 70% done with The Big Sleep (Philip Marlowe, #1)

Ngl idk what’s going on and idk if it’s cause I’m bored or dumb 😭 love the writing tho

— Oct 21, 2025 07:03AM Add a comment

Alice is 10% done with The Thin Man

I have to finish this, write an essay on this, watch two documentaries, and write two other papers today. Yall about to witness the greatest lock-in on human history.

— Oct 14, 2025 07:58AM Add a comment

Alice is 85% done with Farewell, My Lovely (Philip Marlowe, #2)

Ngl his narration in chapter 35 is making him sound gay 😭😭

— Oct 10, 2025 08:31AM Add a comment

Alice is 25% done with Farewell, My Lovely (Philip Marlowe, #2)

Ngl I got no clue what’s going on but like the writing is good

— Oct 05, 2025 05:37PM Add a comment

Alice is 75% done with The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

— Sep 28, 2025 05:54AM Add a comment

Alice is 12% done with The Picture of Dorian Gray

— Sep 26, 2025 12:53PM Add a comment

Alice is 33% done with The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

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Alice is on page 33 of The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

Yo this is fire

— Sep 26, 2025 12:53PM Add a comment

Alice is 59% done with The Hound of the Baskervilles

— Sep 24, 2025 04:56PM Add a comment

Alice is 55% done with The Big Sleep (Philip Marlowe, #1)

— Sep 11, 2025 06:33AM Add a comment

Alice is 5% done with The Big Sleep (Philip Marlowe, #1)

Def giving some misogyny but I’m going to let myself laugh instead of getting upset bc otherwise I’ll probably just get pissed and DNF 😭🙏

— Sep 05, 2025 07:17AM Add a comment

Alice is 2% done with The Big Sleep (Philip Marlowe, #1)

“Thinking was always going to be a bother to her” LMAOOOO.

“I was to get to know that trick. That was supposed to make me roll over on my back with all four paws in the air.” Bro.

— Sep 05, 2025 07:08AM Add a comment

Alice is 66% done with The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

I’m actually really enjoying this rn.

— Sep 04, 2025 09:21AM Add a comment