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just reached the part where the librarians are copying the human sounds oh my god bro this is scary let me out. let me out please

"i liked the movie better!"
*the crowd erupt with boos, a flying bottle hits me square in the head*
"i still believe the movie is better!!"
because, the loooong list of designer items gets to u at some point. we get it, the designer items have merged with the skin of the wearer, its no longer the second skin its the one and only skin. you are not you, you are your valentino shirt, yes.

swooning prose. angel food cake

okayyyyyyy u got me u have me where u want i am Intrigued

haruki murakami minus the magic realism

i literally started it in the afternoon and its just. so much. i will soon have a lot to say but in the meantime ill just say that McCurdy's brain is sooo bumpy, so many ridges. lots of thoughts there huh

exciting times

the audiobook is making me snort in the middle of the night with laughter andy weir i was unfamiliar with ur game. and the person who is reading is so 😭☝️
ryan gosling is The perfect actor for ryland grace's role

rubbing my hands like a fly because i am very excited to see the found family troupe in action

ryan gosling, ill see u at the movies

i didnt think id be enjoying this book This much augh! pleasant surprise! witty enough writing, likeable enough characters. just that age gap relationship which the author is trying to pitch isnt pitching to me. its odd. 47+ guy with a 23 y/o is odd. its just lust/infatuation. but oh well

already im pissed off by the quality of writing. what is this "i am 12 years old and i am fantasizing abt kissing men" kind of writing. and story is choppy. this is not going to be a pleasant reading experience. lets see if the plot twist (ik ts is coming) can make this redeeming.

the lesbian phobia and sexism in general is making me grind my teeth so hard while reading this my goodness. every tongue that rises against lisbeth salander will be scorched by god's wrath.

i need to rip my hair out !

boy u freeki

deez beeches gaay

honestly im so glad i didnt read the series when i was 12 (when all everyone could talk abt was the girl with the dragon tattoo). im glad im an adult now, and i can enjoy reading abt adults doing crazy bizarre stuff and i can hate men in a more efficient manner now!

inchresting. lisbeth ur inchresting.

oh the feels. sweet and salty. beautiful prose

when edward albee wrote whos afraid of virginia woolf, he was talking abt me. i am afraid of her. deathly scared. i never know what shes talking abt, and how shes connecting everything together. but sometimes i do and it scares me, it is so scary. mrs woolf u gotta stop

mixed feelings but im going to keep an open mind

sorry, i am not enjoying it too much. the characters are likable yes, the food descriptions are yum. but theres just too much unnecessary words i feel. every action done, and every emotion experienced is detailed in such a manner, it feels like its teaching a toddler how to feel and behave.
or! maybe im just salty. anyway, ive already started skimming and turns out im still being able to hold on to the plot.

asian mothers. u r so fascinating to me. so uptight. how and why.

heres to hoping that this soldier, alex, is non binary because the blurb uses they/them pronouns on them. i am intrigued. tho im dubious.

neurodivergent lesbian get behind me. i shall protect u from creepy children

waiter! more of industrial revolution era as a backdrop sapphic literature please!

ur strange archaic diction has captivated me. i am seated.