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im exhausted. started out promising but idk what im looking at anymore maybe should be more concise

on other news ive convinced mother to read superman comics (yes, like the og golden age comics) i think ive accomplished everything

i found u at a very interesting time of my life where everyone around me is either terrible sick or on the verge of death, or has died

so theres no yuri but okay its okay if theres anything i like more than yuri, it is strong female friendship/bond. give it to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

exactly what i needed, what a style of writing. i am enthralled

im devouring this. i was starving and then someone set bread and soup infront of me. steaming bowl of soup, softest of the bread. i am a hungry man eating soup. i feel like i have never read anything before

why is this so bad hehehahhahahehehe so corny such a waste of time. two bad books back to back lol lmao ijbol hahah
(kill me)

may i say yuri? i want to say yuri

this reads like a children's book. or at least like a pre teens book. bo way a 35 y/o talks like dat

ohhhhh it was a random guess to check whether i can log this in here omg. since its on audible and goodreads looooves that amazon money. hmm hmm
i am interested i am enjoying myself i am, dareisay, Invested! in the plot! hmm hmm

listen i am already saying this beforehand. this book is not for me i am deeply unsettled by the premise of this book and not in an enjoyable way. the author keeps reminding us just how gratingly unfair a system can be and turns out theres absolutely nothing u can do abt it. i understand dystopia but holy hell this harrassment prisoner situation is. not for everyone.

can someone pls rell me whether theres a haly ending or should i start preparing glass shards already?
oop, can i say this or does my security score get high

odysseus and his men are so stupid and such crybabies and im tired seeing all these gods basically saying "aw baby u did really good! here have some gold" or "FUCK U STUPID HOE DIEEE DIE A THOUSAND TIMES" no in between. krazy.

till now it reads like how you would imagine the girl with a soft core, niche, private, twitter handle would post like. or talk/think like. that is not necessarily bad but its pretty common and guess-able. so
then again, its pretty early on. one thing is, its immersive. and u should always judge a book by its cover because LOOK at this beauty. stunner. in love.

something tells me theres going to be a cliffhanger and if thats so ill jump off the said cliff. this book is mammoth, and idk if ill have the patience to start the next one just yet. im exhausted by this odyssey of undead

im usually skipping the sections of intense torture and murder but this one creeped up to me and. i might throw up my dinner hmmmmmmmmmmm

just reached the part where the librarians are copying the human sounds oh my god bro this is scary let me out. let me out please

"i liked the movie better!"
*the crowd erupt with boos, a flying bottle hits me square in the head*
"i still believe the movie is better!!"
because, the loooong list of designer items gets to u at some point. we get it, the designer items have merged with the skin of the wearer, its no longer the second skin its the one and only skin. you are not you, you are your valentino shirt, yes.

swooning prose. angel food cake

okayyyyyyy u got me u have me where u want i am Intrigued

haruki murakami minus the magic realism

i literally started it in the afternoon and its just. so much. i will soon have a lot to say but in the meantime ill just say that McCurdy's brain is sooo bumpy, so many ridges. lots of thoughts there huh

exciting times

the audiobook is making me snort in the middle of the night with laughter andy weir i was unfamiliar with ur game. and the person who is reading is so 😭☝️
ryan gosling is The perfect actor for ryland grace's role

rubbing my hands like a fly because i am very excited to see the found family troupe in action