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“Your birthday present —”
Having said this, he walked onto the deck, and the bright moon could be clearly seen on one side of the deck, and a lush and beautiful island on the other side of the deck.
“Do you see that island?” Li Chengyuan asked. “I bought it for you.”

Bruh. 🤣

[But Mr. Li took the initiative to share the bed with someone! The gold master has the right to sleep by himself, of course, but he chose to sleep with Xingchi!]
[Isn’t this showing his affection for Xia Yu? This way, Xia Yu can sleep comfortably by himself! He sacrificed himself to let Xiao Yu sleep well!]
[ ? ? ? What logic is this? Are Xia Yu’s fans all psychos?]

Masters of turning black to white.

“First of all, I am really a doctor, I have a certificate!”
Having just seen Xia Xingchi’s expression of panic, Zhao Yinhe had guessed what he was thinking.
After all, he was often questioned about this. After speaking, he added with practiced ease: “I took the test myself, it wasn’t purchased!”

In that case, we can all be reassured.

“Mr. Li, do you believe in love at first sight?”
— As the villain protagonist of the victims’ alliance, boss, you must save me, or I will be beaten to death when I go home tonight.
“As soon as I saw you……”
[..]There was a hint of a smile in his deep voice as he whispered in Xia Xhingchi’s ear: “I believe.”
Xia Xingchi: “……?”

Not the ML tyrant playing along 😂

"That's bullshit and you know it. It wasn't instinct. It was a choice. You keep saying that the map in your skin keeps you from making decisions of your own, but that's exactly what you did when you chose to lie to me."

👏👏

"How do we get there?"
"We need to share a bed."

And then there was only one bed.

Hana felt that it was safer this way. Talking inevitably led to telling the truth, and there were secrets that she needed to hold close to her chest.

She should've just picked a story and stuck to it.

'And anyway, Kazama had already fallen out of love with her by then. And what with his dozen or so mistresses-'
'Don't talk rubbish!' said Kazama, wincing as he cut Kosuke Kindaichi off.
'What, it's two dozen these days, is it?'

Man's been keeping himself busy.

Gu Yun tugged him closer and murmured into his ear, "I wish... to spend the rest of my life growing old with you."
Chang Geng drew in a sharp breath. After a moment to gather himself, he finally said, "You're the one who said it. A great general's word is worth more than gold."

And then they were husbands. 💖

He was bold, his guts were large, wanting to go big as soon as he made a move, speaking straightforwardly, "If the Emperor acts out of place, then get rid of the Emperor, if the Crown Prince does not obey, then use his elder brother who had lost his mother as a puppet."

With loyal subjects like these, who needs enemies.

“Chang Geng, I really don’t have the strength to … let another person into my heart.”

Poor ML was traumatised.

Jiang Chong stepped forward and said, "You allied with the traitors to rebel, do you still have the face to say you have been wronged?"

The nerve of some people.

“If you dare go out and hurt people, I’ll break your legs, tie you up in a room, and keep watch over you all day. Satisfied? Must you come looking for a scolding in the middle of the night…”

It's true love.

“Back at the hot spring villa, you said you dreamed of me… What did you dream about, exactly?”
Chang Geng could make no response.
“Aren’t you quite the skilled speaker?” Gu Yun chuckled softly. “Let’s hear it.”
Chang Geng had never before experienced such provocative flirtation. His tongue promptly tied itself into a knot. “I… I…”

ML uses dirty talk. It's super effective.

..over time, use of the war beacon tickets, which had been implemented first among the upper echelons of society, would trickle steadily downward. All the gold and silver in the nation would be eventually collected back into the national treasury. Private transactions among the common people would be conducted using tickets..

My dude invented paper money.

As the song came to a close, Gu Yun, who thought he had slyly made a great romantic gesture, asked, expectant, “Do you like it?”
After hesitating at length, Chang Geng said with utmost sincerity, “It certainly clears the mind and has the ability to, uhh…repel enemies.”

He tried. 🤣

At this thought, Gu Yun let out a long sigh. Only then did he realize he was so hungry that his belly was practically flat against his back. He rubbed his stomach in misery and thought to himself, If someone brought me a couple of shaobing flatbreads right now, I swear to heaven, I’d marry them on the spot.
Chang Geng entered just then bearing a bowl of hot noodle soup.

MC: Did someone mention marriage?

For as long as there had been a Great Liang dynasty, the local specialty of the East Sea had been pearls, the local specialty of Loulan had been fine wine, and the local specialty of the southern border had been mountain bandits.

Everyone has their own specialty.

“Yifu, where does it hurt?”
Gu Yun knew he couldn’t hide it this time, so, flagrant shamelessness it was. He beckoned Chang Geng over. Chang Geng leaned in, face serious.
“It’s that time of the month,” Gu Yun said in a hushed voice. “My stomach is sore and bloated.”

🤣

Chang Geng mulled his words over for a long while. Then he asked, “So Yifu is saying that if I encounter a much stronger opponent, my chances of winning are higher if I step forward and engage than if I run away?”

Insert dark souls 'you died' meme

“There are no servant girls in my house,” said Gu Yun, smiling. “All I have are a bunch of geezers and old maids. To be honest with you, the most beautiful person in the estate is probably yours truly. If you want to look at something pretty, you can look at me.”
He threw them a coquettish wink and laughed brightly, showing off a mouth full of perfect white teeth.

So humble

“My head hurts—ow, ow, ow, it hurts so much it feels like it’s about to explode—Jiping-xiong, aside from you, there’s no one who can help me. How can you bear to betray me like this? [..]”
At that point, he clutched at his chest and collapsed onto the little couch stiff as a coffin board, playing dead. Why was he clutching at his chest when it was his head that hurt?

Shameless

“The inimitable Curse of Wu’ergu. Undetectable and unbreakable… Someday, you will become the most powerful warrior the world has ever seen, but by then, you will no longer discern dream from reality… You will become a great lunatic—”

Geez woman, what do you have against this kid??

In the short span of his life, just over a dozen years, Xiu-niang had tried to kill him on multiple occasions. She had fed him poison, stabbed him with a knife, tied him to a horse and dragged him along…there had been times when she appeared to suddenly lose her mind and attempt to smother him with blankets in the middle of the night.

And he still stayed with her?!?

The huge golden ax was deeply stuck in his shoulder. His body trembled and his left arm fell straight from his body.
“Humph!” Ling Yun snorted coldly once and quickly moved forward to Wu Yongde’s side. He picked up the ax and slammed it fiercely. Wu Yongde’s right arm also fell off.
“Ah! You… You… I will never let you go.”

It's just a flesh wound!

“I’m so sorry, Rong’er. I’ve been thinking this over, and I believe the less people know about this secret the better. At any rate, the rest of the Zhao family’s already gone, so you’ll be able to reunite with your dad in the underworld.[..]”
Then Bian Lingbai stomps hard on Duan Ling’s hand, and with an anguished cry, Duan Ling rolls down from the edge of the cliff.

Lol. MC cliff counter +1

“I couldn’t do it. I raised him myself. But it’s true, I did almost kill him.”

If poisoning him and throwing him off a cliff is his version of 'I couldn't do it' I wonder what 'I did it' is.

He touches his chest, and realises that the jade arc is gone.
Cai Yan is sitting outside the door, unmoving.
Damn it. Duan Ling curses to himself.[..]He pats himself down all over but in the end he doesn’t find the jade arc.
“Is this what you were looking for?” Cai Yan produces the jade arc and says to Duan Ling.

Pulling a Boromir with the one ring.

Duan Ling says, “Lang Junxia is a really wonderful person.”
“Yeah.” Li Jianhong says offhandedly, “A really wonderful person, aside from the three or five times he nearly stuck a clean knife into your dad and took out a red one. Generally speaking, he’s not bad.”

Also, apart from that time when he'll poison you and throw you off a cliff for dead, but apart from all that he's not bad.

“The team leader is Huang Taiji, and the members are Dragon Prince, Empress Thousand Years, His Royal Highness The Charming, The Most Handsome…what the…Nine Hall His Highness, are you actually the spy sent from this ‘My Emperor’ team?”

Can build their own dynasty.