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I’m so disappointed 😭 this girl is so dumb

Ask for loser failgirl energy and Jen Beagin delivers!!!!!! I'm pumped

Nooo someone get this bone dry romance out of my horror story 😭

Wow this book is SO ASS

“What we had before, it was more than most people ever have” LMAOOOOO BE SO FR XD

YOU ARE THIRTY YEARS OLD!!! WHO GIVES A FUCK ARGHHHHHHHHHGHH

“It’s not too late for you and Gabriel…” who says that to a married 30 year old woman about her 17 year old childhood crush?? loser behavior. grow up fr

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I’m going to fight this bitch ass omg I’m
Pissed!!!!!!!

This girl is the dumbest hoe ever!!!!!!

What started as an interesting, alien POV became swiftly overburdened by the prose, which is somehow both archaic and anachronistic. Also why does a mermaid have such a broad and clinical understanding of human anatomy? I am an anatomist and could not define half the jargon narrator uses!!! Takes me out of the story every time

mental illness plot twist 🙄

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Growling hissing snapping in a bad way

I picked this up because I love reading about toxic dumpster fire relationships, but I think I may be too gay for this one

this is going downhill fast

This is making me feel so old and so angry and I hate it but I can’t put it down