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a fellow redhead & her name is penelope... i ❤️ it!!!! 🥰🥰

I already know this is going to absolutely wreck me. Send help, please!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

“No, but your peak male form in that fuckin’ banana hammock is going to put me in therapy.”

i'm💀!! 🍌🤣🤣

ok, but why is this low key better than God of Malice?🫠

“Beasty is a feasty for my eyes.”🧚‍♀️😂😂😇

"Poetry wasn’t in life; it was in what we’ve made of the past, lending it romanticism instead of watching it burn and lie in the ashes."🖤

This is giving "Irish Nocticadia" vibes & I am so here for it! I already know I'll love this..🤤

“Demons don’t play nice, doll,” I said. “We play tricks.”😝

The 90's vibes are everything. Too freaking cute!🥰🥰

Love that her name is Lazarus🖤

I’m loving the grumpy/sunshine banter! 🥰

🤯🤯😱

“The rules for Elfhame were clear: bargains were currency, lies were weapons, and your heart was your greatest weakness.”😢

“Who made you deny yourself so much? Who hurt you so badly your only protection was to persuade yourself you wanted nothing at all? …Tell me, and I’ll make them die a thousand deaths.”😭🖤

“She’s far above you, Langdon…Keep her name out of your mouth.”😍😍

I 🖤 Bastian already…..😈🥰

Now THATTTT is karma! 😂😂😈
Goodbye, Rurik…

Ok, I hope nothing more than the WORST demise for Orlaigh!!!!!!!!!🤬🤬

I am loving the dream walking..💙✨

Ok I’m ugly crying now 😭😭

I don’t know if I’m going to survive this one!
😫😭💔💔