Morphing_kashi’s Reviews > 夺梦 Seizing Dreams > Status Update

2,5, rounding up. The ML really annoyed me at the start, then suddenly did a 180 and confessed out of the blue. Gave me whiplash.

“Kid next to the window, what about you?’
“I’m spongeing off a woman da.” Zhou Sheng acted cute and answered, “My wife’s supporting me na.”
Yu Hao said, “I’m a gigolo, I’m a kept man.”
The old man was about to hand the leaflet to Fu Liqun, but Fu Liqun said, “I’m a duck da.”
Cen Shan[..]“I partner with the three of them to play Fairy Jump da.”

Scammer can't catch a break.

“I’m really envious of you.” Li Yangming said, “I want a boyfriend like Zhou Sheng too, can you introduce one to me?”

You think boyfriends grow on trees?

“Why didn’t you wear my clothes?” Zhou Sheng said, “Aren’t they drying in your dorm?”
“I did.” Yu Hao answered, “But I didn’t expect it to be so cold today.”

Why would he wear your clothes when you only asked him to wash them? Aren't they yours??

“Where do we run to?” Yu Hao said.
General pushed aside the NPC that had rushed towards them, then said to Yu Hao, “Don’t you have a single friend in the real world?!”
“No!” Yu Hao said unhappily.

Haven't we established this already?

“You always take off your shirt when you play basketball, but what for? Ah? To act handsome?” The nurse said.
“Because it’s unbecoming to take off my pants.” Zhou Sheng said.
Everyone, “……”

Snort. Our ML, ladies and gentlemen.