Juniper Horton’s Reviews > Down the Drain > Status Update

“being sexy had been my identity for so long and i was consumed by it”

damn why did kim air her out like that???

two of my worst fears (sleep paralysis and tearing)

“i see signs for the grand canyon and i decide to go check it out since i’ve never been”

am i the only one that finds it crazy that julia fox has done heroin??

would give anything to be on julia’s finsta

this is my biggest fear if i were to do sex work wtffff why is she with the worst men

omg he said the title

“My go-to move is sitting on the clients’ faces and forcing them to jack off and cum within fifteen minutes to get them out of there faster “

“I often showed up late and stoned, making a beeline for the basement, where the barrels of cannoli cream awaited me. these minimum wage jobs offered no benefits except for the things i could steal.”

why is she so relatable that was me at work today