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Why am I okay with using a knife as a butt plug, fucking sentient cake, and a potato shifter but a man laying down in a public bathroom floor is a step too far?
— Feb 19, 2025 06:57AM
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Hijinx Abound
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Okay people you have known this woman for 5 days at most and you’re yelling about how long you’ve waited to fuck her.
I’ve waited for sandwiches longer than that
— Feb 19, 2025 06:59AM
I’ve waited for sandwiches longer than that
