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De yoghurt is zijn 💦, shoot me

“Licking his lettuce lips with a tongue that might have been a thick slice of the ham she picked up from the deli earlier, Zaka bored into her with his black eyes.”

“The heavy sound of his footsteps drew her eyes down to his feet, each one a butternut squash.  A twitching movement drew her eyes higher, and she saw that his cucumber cock had begun to rise, angling upward like a flagpole jutting from the side of a building.”

“Between those whole-grain thighs hung a long, thick cucumber and a pair of smooth, ripe nectarines.”