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prongs
is on page 47 of 297
aeneas my beloved <3 saddest soppiest wet boat man
i love that the first thing he says in the book is just "i wish diomedes had killed me in the war"
— Feb 20, 2025 08:20AM
i love that the first thing he says in the book is just "i wish diomedes had killed me in the war"
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prongs
is on page 230 of 297
juno my girl you can't just make turnus go to war and then be upset when hes going to die like that was ordained by the fates, you just made it go faster
— Apr 20, 2025 01:33AM
prongs
is on page 114 of 297
book 5 is silly like wdym some guy comically falls face down into a pile of shit
— Mar 19, 2025 12:01PM
prongs
is on page 72 of 297
not dido making aeneas tell his traumatic stories of the trojan war and years at sea because she loves to see him cry
honest to the gods she did not fall for him because of eros it was just his pathetic wet dog aura
— Mar 02, 2025 02:35AM
honest to the gods she did not fall for him because of eros it was just his pathetic wet dog aura
