prongs’s Reviews > The Aeneid > Status Update

juno my girl you can't just make turnus go to war and then be upset when hes going to die like that was ordained by the fates, you just made it go faster

book 5 is silly like wdym some guy comically falls face down into a pile of shit

not dido making aeneas tell his traumatic stories of the trojan war and years at sea because she loves to see him cry
honest to the gods she did not fall for him because of eros it was just his pathetic wet dog aura

aeneas my beloved <3 saddest soppiest wet boat man
i love that the first thing he says in the book is just "i wish diomedes had killed me in the war"