Atticus’s Reviews > Bride > Status Update

oh wow. i just read porn on a train.

i looove a good mystery

zoe you’re going to love this i’m in shambles

I bought this knowing nothing, I saw vampire x werewolf only vampire was spelt vampyre, and her name is fucking MISERY. So i bought it without a second thought. Upon the first page i see: “this book is dedicated to thao and sarah with whom i would KNOT have made this book” or some shit…. AS IN THE ANIMAL DICK MATING MECHANISM MS HAZELWOOD??? also its an arranged marriage trope oh i am excited boys….