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"...a carrot in the shape of a hand. It was plump, like a baby's hand and perfectly formed. I washed the flesh of the carrot. Scrubbing turned it bright red.[..] I decided it would be best to begin by cutting off the five fingers. One by one, they rolled across the cutting board. That evening, my potato salad had bits of the pinkie and the index finger."
Never knew a carrot in a potato salad could be that creepy