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This guy swam??? Several miles???? Through choppy seas????? After escaping prison by pretending to be dead so that they’d throw him in the ocean??????? Dantes the man that you are

— Mar 07, 2025 02:50PM

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CrowReviewer is 50% done

Guys let’s be fr am I ever actually going to finish this 😭😭😭
If I hear ONE more random anecdote I am TURNING THIS CAR AROUND

— Apr 20, 2025 06:47PM

CrowReviewer is 40% done

WAY more hard drugs than I expected

— Apr 01, 2025 03:52PM

CrowReviewer is 10% done

What if you were a HOT GUY who was about to earn the BIGGEST PROMOTION EVER and also marry a HOT GIRL and then some JEALOUS BITCHES conspired against you and you got WRONGFULLY IMPRISONED and then WENT CRAZY but it was FINE because there was an OLD SMART GUY there who taught you MATH and 5 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES and and and—

— Mar 06, 2025 04:46PM