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aashi
is 36% done
„Whoa.” Her eyes widen dramatically. “Am I being attacked? In my own home?”
“No. I just—”
“At my own table?”
I shake my head. “No, I—”
“On my own chair that I retrieved from the curbside and that used to have bedbugs and maybe still does?“
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHSHAH THE TAYLOR SWIFT REFERENCE 😭😭
— Mar 08, 2025 12:56PM
“No. I just—”
“At my own table?”
I shake my head. “No, I—”
“On my own chair that I retrieved from the curbside and that used to have bedbugs and maybe still does?“
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHSHAH THE TAYLOR SWIFT REFERENCE 😭😭
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aashi
is 38% done
„Greg claims to spy a bear, P. Diddy, and a can of garbanzo beans“
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— Mar 08, 2025 01:02PM
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aashi
is 36% done
„He stood up for you when some shit-faced manboy verbally harassed you—Elsie, it’s the bare minimum. The bar’s so low, you could pick it up and beat him with it.“👁️👄👁️
literally everyone needs a friend like cece to get a reality check in life 😭🙏🏼
cuz she was like BIATCHHHH PLZZZ ☝️🙄 get ur shit together 😌💅
— Mar 08, 2025 12:53PM
literally everyone needs a friend like cece to get a reality check in life 😭🙏🏼
cuz she was like BIATCHHHH PLZZZ ☝️🙄 get ur shit together 😌💅
