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„Whoa.” Her eyes widen dramatically. “Am I being attacked? In my own home?”
“No. I just—”
“At my own table?”
I shake my head. “No, I—”
“On my own chair that I retrieved from the curbside and that used to have bedbugs and maybe still does?“


HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHSHAH THE TAYLOR SWIFT REFERENCE 😭😭

„He stood up for you when some shit-faced manboy verbally harassed you—Elsie, it’s the bare minimum. The bar’s so low, you could pick it up and beat him with it.“👁️👄👁️


literally everyone needs a friend like cece to get a reality check in life 😭🙏🏼

cuz she was like BIATCHHHH PLZZZ ☝️🙄 get ur shit together 😌💅