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Parker is finished

cut a living horse open, put a living man in there, sewed the horse back up and just let them go, i hate this

— Mar 09, 2025 03:41PM

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Parker’s Previous Updates

Parker is 81% done

— 3 hours, 34 min ago

Parker is finished

ugh pedo central over here

— 3 hours, 38 min ago

Parker is finished

only 2 chapters and 84 pages left! (the rest are acknowledgements)

— Oct 12, 2025 08:00PM

Parker is finished

i hate franz joseph and sisi

— Oct 12, 2025 07:13PM

Parker is finished

im trying to finish this

— Sep 14, 2025 09:04PM

Parker is finished

— Aug 22, 2025 12:32PM

Parker is finished

i will finish this book this month i swear

— Aug 08, 2025 11:41AM

Parker is finished

i swear i thought i made more progress than 10 pages

— Aug 04, 2025 11:58PM

Parker is finished

why are all the bonapartes sex addicts?

— Jul 15, 2025 11:58PM

Parker is finished

chapter full of dumies

— May 05, 2025 08:18PM

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