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She scoffed. “Yeah, well, we’re all strong-ass women until a smoke alarm starts chirping at three a.m. on a high ceiling and there’s no one to hit it with a broom but you.”
this made me laugh so hard because the other night my smoke alarm started peeping at 11pm and i was like "..........fuck it, i think i can probably sleep through this."
— Mar 16, 2025 08:47AM
this made me laugh so hard because the other night my smoke alarm started peeping at 11pm and i was like "..........fuck it, i think i can probably sleep through this."
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Josie
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“You need to hold it,” Liz said. “Don’t just let it hang there by itself all lonely.”
SCREAMING
— Mar 16, 2025 08:49AM
SCREAMING
Josie
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“I know it hurts,” I said. “But just think, now you’ll know what it feels like for a man with a cold.”
i shouldn't laugh, but alexis's bedside manner is A+
— Mar 16, 2025 08:48AM
i shouldn't laugh, but alexis's bedside manner is A+
Josie
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Her eyes were wide. “I’d follow a clown into a storm drain if he had a baby goat in pajamas.”
idek why the goat is wearing pyjamas but this line is everything
— Mar 16, 2025 08:48AM
idek why the goat is wearing pyjamas but this line is everything
