Hyde’s Reviews > Tress of the Emerald Sea > Status Update

“If you want to create heroes, don’t give them something to fight for. Give them someone to fight for.” 🤌🏻🤌🏻

“Well, it’s as natural as nipples, but nearly as vestigial as the male variety.”

I’ve got to hand it to Brandon, he has a way with words.

“Men, what you want to find is a woman who looks at you like Ann looked at that cannon.” 👌🏻👌🏻

See?! “Emotional soap scum” is MINT!

4 pages ago - the moons are huge, and a fun metaphor about them dancing and wearing sequins (pg 182)

Now… page 186, I’m gonna need this whole shit story with the tosher to be useful because the “Also, look out.” was wildly uncalled for.

“… like how people ignore the existential horror that comes from knowing their body is slowly deteriorating every day…”

Uh…. Thanks for that?

“Once a society reaches peak Doug, it’s time for it to go sit in the corner and think about what it has done.”

Wait that’s hilarious.

……. Flatulent pancake people???

“… a bout of prolapsed morals”

We had to say it like that?

“Well, parents have to say things like that. They’re required to see the best in their children, otherwise living with the little sociopaths would drive a person mad.”

You know what Brandon? Hell yeah.