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Hyde
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“Well, it’s as natural as nipples, but nearly as vestigial as the male variety.”
I’ve got to hand it to Brandon, he has a way with words.
— Mar 21, 2025 08:34AM
I’ve got to hand it to Brandon, he has a way with words.
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Hyde
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“If you want to create heroes, don’t give them something to fight for. Give them someone to fight for.” 🤌🏻🤌🏻
— Mar 23, 2025 10:40PM
Hyde
is on page 217 of 384
“Men, what you want to find is a woman who looks at you like Ann looked at that cannon.” 👌🏻👌🏻
— Mar 21, 2025 08:03AM
Hyde
is on page 186 of 384
4 pages ago - the moons are huge, and a fun metaphor about them dancing and wearing sequins (pg 182)
Now… page 186, I’m gonna need this whole shit story with the tosher to be useful because the “Also, look out.” was wildly uncalled for.
— Mar 20, 2025 09:44PM
Now… page 186, I’m gonna need this whole shit story with the tosher to be useful because the “Also, look out.” was wildly uncalled for.
Hyde
is on page 162 of 384
“… like how people ignore the existential horror that comes from knowing their body is slowly deteriorating every day…”
Uh…. Thanks for that?
— Mar 20, 2025 05:57PM
Uh…. Thanks for that?
Hyde
is on page 72 of 384
“Once a society reaches peak Doug, it’s time for it to go sit in the corner and think about what it has done.”
Wait that’s hilarious.
— Mar 18, 2025 09:43PM
Wait that’s hilarious.
Hyde
is on page 49 of 384
“… a bout of prolapsed morals”
We had to say it like that?
— Mar 18, 2025 07:23PM
We had to say it like that?
Hyde
is on page 35 of 384
“Well, parents have to say things like that. They’re required to see the best in their children, otherwise living with the little sociopaths would drive a person mad.”
You know what Brandon? Hell yeah.
— Mar 18, 2025 07:19PM
You know what Brandon? Hell yeah.
