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'she was so often right. it was humbling and disorientating to realise that she in truth knew nothing at all. one only ever saw a fraction of someone, whatever it was they chose to show you, and extrapolated a whole person from that. and saw them through a prism of one's own prejudices.'
— Mar 18, 2025 11:55AM
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abi
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we should bring back duels, just with water pistols or paint guns
— Mar 21, 2025 11:57AM
abi
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'"tell miss vale it's urgent she come. i have her cat."
"are we to compose a ransom note to send along, too, then, sir? would you like to sign it, or shall i spend some time cutting out letters from the newspaper and affixing them to a sheet of foolscap?"'
lmfao
— Mar 19, 2025 02:32PM
"are we to compose a ransom note to send along, too, then, sir? would you like to sign it, or shall i spend some time cutting out letters from the newspaper and affixing them to a sheet of foolscap?"'
lmfao
abi
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'the cat's limbs snapped closed over his arm like a bear trap and it sunk its teeth into his hand, ears flattened evilly.
jules screamed like a woman.
the cat seemed to like this. it clung harder. it kicked him like a rabbit with its hind legs.'
the rabbit kicks are sooooo real lmao
— Mar 19, 2025 02:16PM
jules screamed like a woman.
the cat seemed to like this. it clung harder. it kicked him like a rabbit with its hind legs.'
the rabbit kicks are sooooo real lmao
abi
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'he stopped passersby again and again with the same question: "have you seen a cat wearing a blue bow? striped, has lots of hair?"'
the way he ran out of the house to search for her missing cat because he knew she'd be distraught that he'd escaped......... i may be in love
— Mar 19, 2025 02:09PM
the way he ran out of the house to search for her missing cat because he knew she'd be distraught that he'd escaped......... i may be in love
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'he was still thoughtful. "do you think any of us ever really knows anyone?"
"philosophy, lord dryden? and yet it's daylight and everyone is still sober."'
— Mar 17, 2025 11:38AM
"philosophy, lord dryden? and yet it's daylight and everyone is still sober."'
