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How to get my crush to like me: admit i murdered her best friend

Get a GRIP Raskolnikov
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“And what if it was I who murdered the old woman and Lizaveta?”
THERES NO WAY YOU JUST SAID THAT THERES NO WAY
OMLLLLLL
Whyyy would you say that

There is absolutely NO WAY he is this stupid

Imagine for a second you’re having a conversation with a friend about the local murder/ robbery that took place and your friend asks you (hypothetically ofc) what you would’ve done had you been the robber/ murderer and you explain IN EXACT DETAIL what you ACTUALLY DID

IF THEY FIND THE MONEY YOU’RE COOKED CAUSE YOU LITERALLY JUST TOLD HIM WHERE YOU PUT IT UGHH

Bro is just bipolar