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Now that I’ve finally finished one of the most packed weeks of school I can get back to reading 💞💞
— Mar 27, 2025 04:54AM
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Porg
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It’s 2060, have the Leafs won a stanley cup in the modern era?
— Aug 03, 2026 08:23PM
Porg
is on page 506 of 576
Bears? Where in Canada are they bro this is important I need to know
— Aug 03, 2026 08:19PM
Porg
is on page 494 of 576
Jaxon makes me so mad I don’t like that he sounds like he could be useful but I don’t trust him not to turn around and do some bullshit later. Should I throw my hands up and say I’m glad he’s not dead or what
— Aug 03, 2026 08:03PM
Porg
is on page 409 of 576
She’s had numerous chances to kill him too and she hasn’t, GIVE ME THE GUN I’ll do it myself
— Aug 03, 2026 08:39AM
Porg
is on page 408 of 576
Oh my god bruh I need Jaxon dead yesterday, I need him dead three books ago, I hope he gets crushed by a falling piano or something equally painful and humiliating
— Aug 03, 2026 08:14AM
Porg
is on page 100 of 576
Realizing that once I’m done this, there’s no next book for me to immediately move onto and I’ll actually have to wait 🧍♀️💔
— Jul 14, 2026 06:19AM