Porg’s Reviews > The Dark Mirror > Status Update

It’s 2060, have the Leafs won a stanley cup in the modern era?

Jaxon makes me so mad I don’t like that he sounds like he could be useful but I don’t trust him not to turn around and do some bullshit later. Should I throw my hands up and say I’m glad he’s not dead or what

She’s had numerous chances to kill him too and she hasn’t, GIVE ME THE GUN I’ll do it myself

Oh my god bruh I need Jaxon dead yesterday, I need him dead three books ago, I hope he gets crushed by a falling piano or something equally painful and humiliating

What the flip, Jaxon

Realizing that once I’m done this, there’s no next book for me to immediately move onto and I’ll actually have to wait 🧍‍♀️💔

Now that I’ve finally finished one of the most packed weeks of school I can get back to reading 💞💞