Alex Schlueter’s Reviews > Pride and Prejudice > Status Update
Alex Schlueter
is 31% done
the run down in short. five sisters, only two of them really matter, jane and elizabeth. their dads money can only go to the next male heir so they have to marry some guy. bloke named bingley moves in, bang guy for jane. he’s got a dickhead buddy named darcy who likes elizabeth. elizabeth likes darcy’s dickhead friend wickham. all this goes on when the next male heir, their cousin mr collins, wants some of lizzy
— Mar 29, 2025 06:32PM
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Alex Schlueter
is 75% done
darcy and elizabeth are both like 🫦. but while they’re flirting little by little lydia runs away and plans on eloping with dickhead wickham! had to put a pause on the romance to solve the domestic problem of the dumbass younger sister
— Apr 05, 2025 06:33AM
Alex Schlueter
is 57% done
Darcy proposes, gets denied, then drops a diss track. the diss track is currently under review by elizabeth and jane
— Apr 03, 2025 03:41AM
Alex Schlueter
is 12% done
lowkey banger. darcy i slightly fuck with now but he’s kind of a lil bugger still
— Mar 27, 2025 07:07PM
