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Hypsypops
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She sees a “bear” and jumps into his arms… he makes fun of her because it’s not a bear, it’s their pet moose bullwinkle, and everyone knows moose are so much less dangerous than bears…
I’m about to DNF this book on that alone. Moose are TERRIFYING. Maybe they won’t hurt you 99% of the time, but you still treat them with respect, and stay out of their space.
— Mar 31, 2025 07:11PM
I’m about to DNF this book on that alone. Moose are TERRIFYING. Maybe they won’t hurt you 99% of the time, but you still treat them with respect, and stay out of their space.
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Hypsypops
is 18% done
He used a fire extinguisher? To put out a fire IN A FIREPLACE? Why not water?
Also, it is not that easy to start a fire.
— Mar 31, 2025 07:17PM
Also, it is not that easy to start a fire.
Hypsypops
is 17% done
Also, Forrest says he’s “practically domesticated.”
NO.
First of all, it’s TAME, not domesticated, and second of all, NO, YOU DO NOT GET A TAME MOOSE FROM FEEDING IT A COUPLE CARROTS.
— Mar 31, 2025 07:12PM
NO.
First of all, it’s TAME, not domesticated, and second of all, NO, YOU DO NOT GET A TAME MOOSE FROM FEEDING IT A COUPLE CARROTS.
