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“Solas is there?” His tone sharpens.
“Is Solas a one-eyed Orange Daggertail?”


I CAN'T TAKE A BREAK FROM DRAGON AGE. Wait- this is a book with dragons. But the real question remains: Does this dragon Solas fella look like an egg?

I'm currently sick at home and can't laugh that well, but I'm dying on the inside. My brain is severely damaged by the existence of Dragon Age and the Solas creature that shows up in my head is basically just DA Solas until his waist, followed by a snake like tail and dragon wings. That being said I'm crying on what my mind visualizes with sentences like these:

Solas extends his neck, tilts his head horrifyingly low, and curls his tongue, fire churning up his throat—

Tell me the author hasn't been strangled without telling me the author hasn't been strangled nor got a concussion: girlie was just attacked, got strangled but luckily ended up killing her attacker, and now she's being horny in her room with a guy she's angry at 🫠 I hate this shit. In reality she'd be knocked out, having a severe headache and not to mention the damage done to her throat. In a state like that so shortly after it happened you simply don't normally function. Not mentally nor physically. I know this is fantasy but at least put an effort into basic psychology and biology.