Corey’s Reviews > The Secret of Drulea Cottage > Status Update

I don't careee finish the damn book fuckkkk

ITS STILL FUCKING GOING FOR FUCKS SAKE

Oh my gd it's still going

This story should have ended 5 chapters ago

The problem about this Portuguese treason plotline is that I Do Not Care

Oh my gd it just keeps Going

Why did my kindle copy prove a definition of "grain" in "I don't have a grain of trust in you" 😭

Oh look we're portraying the awful abusive government guy as a big fat guy with a stomach that "sways" as he "waddles"

Weird how fatphobia always looks exactly like fat fetishism. Almost like it's two sides of the same coin or something

This girl really couldn't figure out that morta means dead from words like mortality?

It's very weird to me that the author wrote a dialect for all of the Scottish characters but didn't write a dialect or accent for the Portuguese man