Jay’s Reviews > How to Solve Your Own Murder > Status Update

Will I finished this hilarious collection of pages we’re calling a “book” by 7:30 tonight?

“If I were writing this as a novel, Elva’s decision to not call the police would be flagged as suspicious behavior” 😐😐😐

Turned down a job at Royal Albert Hall to do window displays at a department store which is “dream job territory” rightttttt