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ughhh

fitz yer jealous yer jealous… u see the maid and the fool and ur heart sinks and ur like wow thats weird why did my heart sinks? fitz honey im gonna hold ur hand when i say this… QUEER

also reading that scene with sailor song in the background was evil for me. this book is killin me bro

“Wait, I see. You imagine that I have never known intimacy of that sort. That I have been ‘saving myself’ for you. Dont flatter yourself, FitzChivalry. I doubt you wouldve been worth the wait.” SKMSFNNCJEIALSMNDNCNVKELDKFNFNJEKK

YOU TELL HIM TWINK!! YOU TELL HIM! GET HIS ASS GAY BOY

robin… thick is such good disability/neurodiverse rep i love him and i love that fitz is treating him like a person 😔😔😔🥺🥹🥹🥹✊✊✊

jek‼️ althea is pregnant ‼️ screaming shitting!

fitz is finally learning about his best friend’s past where he lived in drag for a few years and is finally realizing that he’s been telling everyone how much he loves him (romantically) ugh… fitz please forgive him and then have sex with him bro

i am eating this up

dutiful: i heard that lord golden beds with boys… 🤨
fitz, who refers to him as his “greatest friend”, who has both cuddled AND kissed him, AND currently shares a room with him: i dont bed with him bro

i know what you are… homosegguah…