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"But it was miraculous, the dwarf bread. No-one ever went hungry when they had some dwarf bread to avoid. You only had to look at it for a moment, and instantly you could think of dozens of things you’d rather eat. Your boots, for example. Mountains. Raw sheep. Your own foot."
— Apr 11, 2025 01:20PM
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Trousers?'
'And there's men 'ere lookin',' said Granny. 'I think it's shameful!'
'What is?' said Nanny Ogg.
'Magrat Garlick, standin' there bifurcated,' said Granny, sticking her nose in the air.
'Just so long as she got the young man's name and address,' said Nanny Ogg amiably.
'I don't 'old with it,' said Granny. 'Everyone can see her legs.'
'No they can't,' said Nanny.
'Yes, but they can see where her legs are.
— Apr 09, 2025 03:13PM
'And there's men 'ere lookin',' said Granny. 'I think it's shameful!'
'What is?' said Nanny Ogg.
'Magrat Garlick, standin' there bifurcated,' said Granny, sticking her nose in the air.
'Just so long as she got the young man's name and address,' said Nanny Ogg amiably.
'I don't 'old with it,' said Granny. 'Everyone can see her legs.'
'No they can't,' said Nanny.
'Yes, but they can see where her legs are.
