Jocelyn’s Reviews > Poppy's Return > Status Update

The issue with children’s literature is that there are only two review types.
The kids’ reviews are like 4th grade summaries.
The parents’ reviews are all complaining about the repeated use of “freaking.” Sorry but that’s how the author alienates the child from his mother. It’s the freaking point.
Sorry you won’t let your kid read it till they’re in their “mid-teens.” A 3rd grade novel???