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Ivan Darryl
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"Four hundred apiece is twelve hundred total, pay me that and you go have fun for a month on these motorbikes (a Kawasaki 1000, a Ducati Monster M900, and a BMW 450 Enduro. All brand-new, never-ridden-before bikes)," Johan said. "I don't want your insurance. Go ride, explore, have an adventure, and I want to hear the stories when you return."
Get me a friend like Johan, man...
— Apr 13, 2025 12:54AM
Get me a friend like Johan, man...
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Ivan Darryl
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Getting high while playing the congas fully naked is very Matthew-esque... 😆
— Apr 21, 2025 06:06AM
Ivan Darryl
is on page 46 of 320
- "What's goin on Daddy?"
- "You see that mark on the wall Mr. Fred had just left?"
- "Yes, sir."
- "Think you can piss over it?"
- "Hell yeah" (drops his tighty whities below his knees, pur both hands on his pecker, aimed it at the mark, and let it fly)
- Pat cleared Fred Smither's 6'7" mark by two feet.
- "That's my boy! I told y'all my boy could piss over Fred's head!"
😂🤣😭
— Apr 09, 2025 06:56AM
- "You see that mark on the wall Mr. Fred had just left?"
- "Yes, sir."
- "Think you can piss over it?"
- "Hell yeah" (drops his tighty whities below his knees, pur both hands on his pecker, aimed it at the mark, and let it fly)
- Pat cleared Fred Smither's 6'7" mark by two feet.
- "That's my boy! I told y'all my boy could piss over Fred's head!"
😂🤣😭
