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“Of course he couldn’t handle someone like you. You’re a majestic thoroughbred, and he’s one of those sad, tired horses they make the tourists ride on beach resorts.”
I snort. “I think this might be the second time you’ve compared me to a horse.”
He nuzzles my neck. “Yeah, but, like, a really hot horse.”
A REALLY HOT HORSE
— Apr 15, 2025 08:33AM
I snort. “I think this might be the second time you’ve compared me to a horse.”
He nuzzles my neck. “Yeah, but, like, a really hot horse.”
A REALLY HOT HORSE
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Isaac’s arms are stretched wide as he addresses the onlookers. Man has the wingspan of a jetliner. “Citizens of Greek Row!” he shouts like a Roman gladiator. “I enlist your help!”
There’s a beat of silence, and then someone from the direction of the Sigma Nu house hollers, “Jesus fucking Christ, just go out with him and make this stop.”
i'm screaming omg
— Apr 15, 2025 08:31AM
There’s a beat of silence, and then someone from the direction of the Sigma Nu house hollers, “Jesus fucking Christ, just go out with him and make this stop.”
i'm screaming omg
