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"Anyway, you know what they say about bald men...."
" Yes, they say, 'Look at him, he's got no hair.' "

or.....

"I don't think he's been drinking on an empty stomach,"
she said. "I think he put some alcohol in it first."

or......

"If you spend your whole time thinking about the
universe, you tend to forget the less important bits of it.
Like your pants."