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Joseph
is on page 93 of 267
"Dogs barked hysterically.*
Hey, Exodus 11:7 says they're supposed to be quiet!
— Apr 17, 2025 08:23PM
Hey, Exodus 11:7 says they're supposed to be quiet!
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Joseph
is on page 164 of 267
"He told her of his dead brothers, unknown to him, but always a shadow over his life, and how he felt responsible to provide double and triple goodness to make it up to his mother."
This hits differently when you know that the author is a Holocaust survivor.
— Apr 20, 2025 08:41PM
This hits differently when you know that the author is a Holocaust survivor.
Joseph
is on page 121 of 267
"You change from day to day, brother."
EVERYONE DOES! It's both funny and infuriating that characters keep pointing it out, because Levitin clearly knows that she's writing everyone inconsistently but just...won't stop doing it.
— Apr 18, 2025 01:07PM
EVERYONE DOES! It's both funny and infuriating that characters keep pointing it out, because Levitin clearly knows that she's writing everyone inconsistently but just...won't stop doing it.
Joseph
is on page 120 of 267
Y'know, it occurs to me that the ancient Israelites practiced polygyny. Jesse could just marry both of them.
(Though both of them could also do better.)
— Apr 18, 2025 01:03PM
(Though both of them could also do better.)
Joseph
is on page 115 of 267
How much time has passed? 'Cause they seem to have gone from leaving the 10th Plague to the Splitting of the Sea in a day, instead of a week. Are we supposed to read "yesterday's miracle" literally? Because if so, it seems really quick for them to already be whining about lack of food.
— Apr 18, 2025 12:53PM
Joseph
is on page 92 of 267
The two of them never kissed. Jesse tried to kiss her once, but she didn't let him.
— Apr 17, 2025 08:16PM
Joseph
is on page 85 of 267
Is this all happening tonight? In the Bible, this is announced on 1 Nissan, they take the lamb on the 10th and slaughter it on the 14th.
— Apr 17, 2025 05:41PM
Joseph
is on page 81 of 267
"You know if you spend the night with a woman, you must marry."
I'm pretty sure that kind of rule is predicated on you being ALONE with the woman. They had two chaperones. By this logic, why don't Avi or Omar have to marry Talia?
— Apr 17, 2025 05:32PM
I'm pretty sure that kind of rule is predicated on you being ALONE with the woman. They had two chaperones. By this logic, why don't Avi or Omar have to marry Talia?
Joseph
is on page 66 of 267
"He changed his opinion as often as the clouds turned in the sky."
This is actually applicable to every character.
— Apr 17, 2025 02:33PM
This is actually applicable to every character.
Joseph
is on page 57 of 267
More than 20% through the story, and we finally have a scene of our main couple, who are already madly in love with each other, actually interacting.
— Apr 17, 2025 11:33AM
Joseph
is on page 28 of 267
"[Jesse] looks like the sun-god, Ra."
Does...does he have a bird head?
— Apr 16, 2025 04:47PM
Does...does he have a bird head?

