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Kristina is 76% done

Does this brother in law have a job or does he just chill in his purple beach house all day long.

— Aug 17, 2016 06:28PM

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Kristina is 88% done

— Aug 17, 2016 06:41PM

Kristina is 85% done

Hunting for that poop emoji...

— Aug 17, 2016 06:39PM

Kristina is 83% done

I realize that I am ready garbage but this is some grade A rape culture bullshit we've got here.

— Aug 17, 2016 06:36PM

Kristina is 54% done

Alien dick tastes like chocolate chip cookies. I am dying.

— Aug 17, 2016 06:11PM

Kristina is 33% done

These aliens are called Jake and Kevin, by the way.

— Aug 17, 2016 05:41PM

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